Jul 17, 2009

To Tell the Truth

It's been a month of lunacy, that's for sure. First the 40th anniversary of Stonewall, then the deaths of Farrah and Michael J. (the Moonwalker) right ahead of the 40th anniversary of Apollo 11.

Today has been a strange day of personal synchs, so many that I finally just stopped recording. Walter Cronkite, "The most trusted man in America", also died today - 7/17. Walter was the one who presided over the moonshot, or in other words, was its "high priest".

Last winter, I was backed into a corner by the synchs and forced to admit that the lunar landing could have been, maybe even probably was... hoaxed. Read High Noon.

So considering that the most revered cultural event in the modern American mythos might, in fact, be untrue got me to thinking. That lunar landing was entirely mediated, as was the career of our late King of Pop. Michael Jackson's "moonwalk" dance was, in fact, a clever illusion. And what better way to achieve a believable illusion than to employ the most trusted man in America?

Actually, Jesus is the most trusted man in America. So as long as you can get his OK stamp, anything goes. If Jesus really IS the risen Son of God, you'd think he'd be a bit pissed-off right about now, given all the blatant copyright infringement.

I'm Jesus.

No, I'm Jesus.

No, really... I'm Jesus.

Will the REAL Jesus please stand up?

Walter is also my middle name, and it's interesting how he died, just before the 40th anniversary of the Lunar Landing. He is perhaps resonating Moses, who also died before crossing the River Jordan. He never made it to the moon. I don't intend to make the same mistake.

He and Aaron gathered the assembly together in front of the rock and Moses said to them, "Listen, you rebels, must we bring you water out of this rock?" 11 Then Moses raised his arm and struck the rock twice with his staff. Water gushed out, and the community and their livestock drank.

But the LORD said to Moses and Aaron, "Because you did not trust in me enough to honor me as holy in the sight of the Israelites, you will not bring this community into the land I give them." --Numbers 20:10-12

Man on the Moon - via "Ensign in Red", uploaded June 22, 2008


Anadæ Effro said...

That threesome pic (am I not really a homo 'cause I don't shave my balls?), captioned with the funny, "Will the REAL Jesus please stand up?", immediately reminded me of The Three Christs of Ypsilanti, as in Michigan's premier insane asylum … funnily enough, Michael, I had a high school crush on two Greek-American cousins, one of whom bore the surname OF that sanitorium … no go, though, they were both breeders.

Michael said...

I don't shave either, but I have to admit that clean shaven nuts are a turn on. I chose that pic because it was making a nice cross, and implying a sort of trinity.

Fascinating story about the three Yashuah. Jeff Fairhall was also totally "nuts", and somehow I felt that he was channeling more truth than you'll ever find on the interweb.

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