Jul 30, 2013

The Gay Alchemical Wedding

The Mall of America is staying open late tonight to marry newly legal gay couples in the great state of Minnesota.
The Chapel of Love, which is located in the mall, plans on wedding Holli Bartlet and Amy Petrich the minute the state officially allows same-sex couples to tie the knot on Aug. 1.

"I get married at the Chapel O' Love??? I gotta get out of here."
—Jennifer Parker at Hilldale in 2015

Syncing on the infamous Michelle Shocked 3/17/13 announcement that gays getting married will cause the return of Jesus, we note the above weirdness. Also note, Bradley Manning sentenced today:

Before the trial, former State Department spokesman Patrick Crowley warned that convicting Manning of aiding the enemy risked turning him into a "martyr."

The time traveling Jesus, Martyr McFly.

Is Bradley Manning Jesus - the Son of Man? Let us hope so... I grow weary of all the John the Baptists.
"The Spirit of the LORD is upon me, for he has anointed me to bring Good News to the poor. He has sent me to proclaim that captives will be released, that the blind will see, that the oppressed will be set free, and that the time of the LORD's favor has come." ~ Luke 4:18-19

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