Tainted Love

Today’s “destructive” 5.9 earthquake on the Atlantic coast has Twitter all in a twitter. I think Bill in Exile sums it up best:

BREAKING! DC EARTHQUAKE DEVASTATION PIC

Via the comments: "...the religious statement that this was god’s punishment for the USA supporting the homosexuals comes in 3.. 2…"

FOX News was quick to suggest that the Washington/Osiris Memorial/Phallus had perhaps been “tilted”:

Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly reported at 2:30 pm their bureau received information from a producer saying that a Captiol Hill Police officer was saying the Washington Monument may actually be tilting as a result of the earthquake. Seismologist John Rundle joined Kelly on her show and confirmed that the Washington Monument could very well be tilting as a result of the earthquake and the structure should be checked out. Two nuclear reactors have reportedly been taken off line near the epicenter of the earthquake.

A tilted phallus? Two testicular reactors off line? That almost sounds as if Osiris is finally losing his hard-on for the good ol’ US of A. The trident strikes again. Looking at that lawn chair pic it reminds me of musical chairs. Who’s the odd man out?

Tainted Love - Soft Cell