On July 1, a King County Jury convicted Isaiah Kaleba of aggravated first-degree murder. On July 19, 2009, Kalebu, 25, savagely raped and attacked 39-year-old South Park resident Teresa Butz and her Lesbian fiancee for more than 90 minutes before he killed Butz and nearly killed the other woman. Against his lawyer’s wishes, Kalebu took the witness stand in his own defense to say why he attacked the Lesbian couple:
“I was there and I was told by my God, the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, to attack my enemies”. I followed the instructions by God”.I’ve spent a lot of time on Gosporn trying to integrate and interpret the bible in a more sex friendly way, because I’ve always been taught that there is only one Consciousness or God, and that God is the Jehovah as revealed in the Jewish Torah, or Old Testament. Not such an easy task, considering old Yah is basically “My way or hit the highway”, and His way is generally violent, bloody, vengeful, intolerant, racist, homophobic and misogynist. Not that there aren’t some diamonds to be gathered in the rough, but Jesus, its been some tough slogging.
However, considering the fact that crazy people always speak the truth, I’ve finally accepted the obvious: Yahweh is a psychopath. And who am I kidding? He truly, utterly, hates fags. We make his anger burn hot! He smites us with his fury, from the plains of Sodom to AIDS to South Park. I feel like the Gay Republican speech writer who finally realizes who he’s been apologizing for!
The thing is, gay men are all about the pleasures of the flesh, the carnal joy of experiencing a physical life. Vanity, lust, tattoos, disco dancing, man ass, pork tenderloin, shellfish, anything really tasty, Jehovah hates them all. Thing is, I’d be OK with that if Yah had any sense of “live and let live”, but he doesn’t. He’s all Live and Let Die:
God hates fags. What's a gay boy to do? Hmmm. Maybe the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
"Hi, Lucifer? Yea, it's Michael... been a while. We need to talk."