Apr 9, 2012

Born Again Phone

Why do you suppose Microsoft chose Easter Sunday, 4/8, Resurrection Day, for the launch of the new Windows Lumia 900 - a day when most malls and the AT&T stores were closed? This phone is a big deal to MS and Nokia and AT&T, and you'd think at least one of them would have thought that launching the phone on the day of one of the most recognized religious holidays on the planet might not be such a great idea. Nope, never occurred to them.

So this HUGE rant by Var ensued about how totally stupid MS was to launch their big, huge new phone on the day that all the stores were closed! I was wondering what the hell does that mean, on a metaphysical level?
"When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed, with a word she can get what she came for."
I actually suspect that the "transcontinental" phone line to the subconscious really WAS opened on 4/8/12. Stake your claim, the gold rush is on. One to a customer, please.

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