Showing posts with label Joel's Army. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joel's Army. Show all posts

Mar 8, 2010

More Volunteers


Predictably, the news is full of forced outings and homophobia issues this week:

Supreme court to rule on anti-gay protests at military funerals.

California state senator Ashburn says he’s a homosexual.

NY congressman Eric Massa resigns rather than face a House sexual harassment probe.

Pope's brother linked to new claims of child abuse by clergy.

Vatican pair removed in homosexual prostitution inquiry.
The men involved in this particular scandal are volunteers...
Seattle’s Volunteer Park is infamous for homosexual "activity". I guess these assholes have been “volunteered”. St. Francis is repairing his church. Probably won't be anything left when he's done.


Apr 16, 2009

Mark of the Antidote

Courtesy of the House of Vader: Bodybuilder Steven CHRISTman - "hottest dude out there right now". And what's this... a bio-hazard sign on his left "cannonball" deltoid? Wow, have we entered the 28 Days? My buddy Todd got a bio-hazard cap back in the 80's, he thought the design was cool. I do too, something about that tri-radial claw/cuff strikes a chord - looks almost Klingon? The Delta-oid muscle group is a tri-radial formation.

This symbol is a rich semiotic vein because it was meant to replace the skull and crossbones as the sign for "poison". Which was a perfectly good sign, and universally understood, but I suppose the Neo-Templars couldn't have THAT! So they rehabilitate the Jolly Roger, thanks to a long running "Pirates are the good guys!" PR campaign, and then cast about for a replacement:

Auditioning Mr. Yuk, but finally landing on a symbol that means absolutely nothing to anyone? Except perhaps, the ones who designed it. Wouldn't it be something if the NT replaced the sign of the good physician with the mark of Cain, and vice versa? Should I update the Gosporn header?

Bonus synchoid: Youtube video uploaded by TobyDOG22.

Mar 18, 2009

Friends of the Ood

The Doctor blew my mind again. Season Four's 'Planet of the Ood' is set in the 42 century (Yes, that rainbow number again), when the human race/empire/virus has expanded to three galaxies (continents). The humans have a servant race called the Ood, who's tentacled visage resemble Cthulhu, or maybe the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

It dawned on me that the Ood represent gay men when we find out that the Ood have a "second brain", that they lovingly hold in their hands? Ahem. The Ood sing a psychic song that happens to sound exactly like a (male) monastic choir, and their speaking voice is a dead ringer for C3PO - the gay droid. I have a feeling the Ood eat at Hamburger Mary's.

The Ood had their secondary brain cut off by the human "Corporation", replaced by a "translator orb", which "civilizes" them. I'd call this a castration, which makes the Ood into a eunuch. Interesting that "Translator" is also one of the functions of C3PO.

The Ood, being faithful and loyal servants of the human race for hundreds of years, suddenly begin exhibiting decidedly anti-social behavior - the "red eye" syndrome. This synchs with the eye color change in 28 Days Later, which I examine in The Gay Virus. Curious that in homoerotic transformation fiction, the eye color change is often the first "symptom".

What's really wild is that the Ood have a third brain, which is a gigantic, central, communal brain. This is called the Ood's "Daddy" by the human antagonist, which synchs right around to the Abba (Daddy) of Jesus, AKA the Father. The Ood central brain represents Cosmic Consciousness (KK) - the universal intelligence that vibrates (throbs) in sync with the "second brain". The Ood Mega Brain is held in captivity in Warehouse 15, a nice reversal of Area 51.

The episode ends with the Ood gaining their freedom, and making their human tormentor into one of their own - transforming him into an Ood. In other words, making him queer. It might be a good idea... to keep an eye on the eyes of your gay hairdresser.

NOTES:

I found this episode of Doctor Who remarkable, so I checked out who wrote it: Keith Temple. It is apparently his only Doctor Who episode. It makes me wonder... perhaps the Ood have infiltrated deeper into the matrix than I ever dared hope.

The Ood with the highest rank in the human system (reflecting the prophet Daniel in Babylon) wears a distinctive mark: a Greek Sigma. I'll keep my red eye on that.

Mar 2, 2008

Uruk Hai School

The value of sychromysticism is its ability to divine a repeating myth out of the media ether - pattern recognition. As syncsters show over and over again, the immensely popular sci-fi/fantasy myths are far more than entertainment - they are formerly secret doctrine and sacred ritual being trundled out to the light of day - "hiding in plain sight" behind the light sabers. As we unlock the symbolic keys, we essentially become self-initiating Freemasons - members of a club without actually taking the oath - though I have a feeling that oath is coming.

Again, you have heard that it was said to the people long ago, 'Do not break your oath, but keep the oaths you have made to the Lord.' But I tell you, Do not swear at all: either by heaven, for it is God's throne; or by the earth, for it is his footstool; or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King. And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make even one hair white or black. Simply let your 'Yes' be 'Yes,' and your 'No,' 'No'; anything beyond this comes from the evil one. --Matthew 5:33-37

How perfect that this warning against secret "Hermetic" societies begins on the 33 verse; and even includes a reference to black and white.

Last week I was reminded at The Secret Sun that a palm is a symbol for Christ, and another piece of the puzzle fell into place. In The Quest series, I've talked about how Sauron could logically be playing the Father (Yahweh) in LOTR, which could mean that Saruman is playing the role of the Son. A clue is the phonetic similarity between Sauron and Saruman - echoing the similarity between Yahweh and Yahshua (Jesus).

Uruk-hai and fan.

Saruman creates an army for Mordor called the Uruk-hai. Fearsome cross-breeds between orcs and men who proceed to lay siege to Helm's Deep - climbing the walls of the fortress. which sounds oddly like:

They shall run like mighty men; they shall climb the wall like men of war; and they shall march every one on his ways, and they shall not break their ranks --Joel 2:7

The Uruk-hai wear Saruman's mark painted on their foreheads:

Do not harm the land or the sea or the trees until we put a seal on the foreheads of the servants of our God. --Rev 7:3

As we all know, Saruman harmed plenty of trees during the creation of the Uruk-hai, and his mark was a white hand, or in other words, a palm.

Aug 15, 2007

Go West

Moses and his staff

At The Daily Behemoth, Ben Fairhall mentions the oddly prophetic ability of the movie myth makers, seen with the 20/20 hindsight of 9/11. If there's one thing movies have taught us, it's that New York City is the most cursed spot on earth. I've seen it destroyed dozens of times: sudden ice ages, tsunamis and UFO's... you name it, NYC is No. 1 on the agenda. Aferrismoon commented that NYphobia might be by design - and if so, I wonder why? What is it about New York City?

NYC is gay mecca - the largest population of homosexuals on the planet (San Francisco pales in comparison). Gay consciousness was born in (new) Greenwich Village - the Stonewall riots of 1969. A few days ago, I happened to catch the Pet Shop Boys cover of 'Go West' and I was struck by the symbolic utopian imagery - the visualization of New York as a perfect city - gleaming white - the prostitute 'born again' as the virgin.

To the London based Pets, going West means going to New York, and the video leaves no symbolic stone unturned in its declaration of New York City as the promised land.

There where the air is free, we'll be what we want to be, Now if we make a stand, we'll find our promised land

This New York is nothing like the gritty reality. It's a 3D model of perfection. The only colors allowed are the primaries, no mixing, certainly no tacky poly-cotton blends. The presentation of Soviet utopian symbolism conjures visions of impossible dreams, lost causes and comrades in arms - sympathetic archetypes for the AIDS weary soldier of those times.

Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe, (Moses and Aaron), lead us across the Atlantic (River Jordan), from east to west. London to New York - three flights daily on the Virgin. Tennant sings "This is what we're gonna do!" as if it was a fact from the future - inevitable.

The prominent red star. Red, the planet Mars, and the pentagram, symbol of Venus - Venus and Mars reconciled - the divine hermaphrodite.

Lady Liberty, the symbol of freedom and NYC, but tinted red, hinting at her secret identity.

Go West is unapologetically martial (Martian) music, and in almost every scene the (Castro) clones are marching. I wonder... have we received our marching orders?

NOTES:

Utopian idealism is the source of much human misery. Hitler, Lenin, Bush... all idealists. Why do we fall for it every fucking time - hook, line and sinker? Maybe because instinctively, Platonically, we hope it exists... somewhere over the rainbow.

Early Christians were told to hold everything in common - the first Communists.

Macy's - the "flagship" store of NYC - has adopted the red star as its logo.

The (silver) surfers?

Aug 1, 2007

The Borg of Heaven

I've posted before about the connection between gay porn and the Star Trek universe, and my suspicion that Gene Roddenberry's characterization of the Borg is a Luciferian (ego-derived) vision of the Kingdom of God - see No Beliefs. Googling for 'borg cube heaven', I found a sort of confirmation at Luciferian Liberation Front.

Recently, the Star Trek series has shown the hideous and inhuman prospects of this collective mentality in their portrayal of the cyborgenic collective life form called "The Borg." The Borg have no individual wills or consciousness, they live only to serve the collective just as those in heaven will exist only to serve God. (Rev. 7:15) When we examine what God's intentions must be if all he wants are beings which will praise him ceaselessly with no resistance we discover that his plan is to develop an efficient energy device. The psychic/emotional energy which minds create in states of passion and submission is used by God as nourishment and power.

Passion and submission. Passion AND submission. Hmmm. Just who is passionate about submission? Why DO gay men wear leather harnesses? Women have to be submissive by virtue of their biology, but it takes a real man to submit to another man, and in that submission, we discover a profound truth - that the pleasure from submitting is even better than the pleasure from domination. Why ARE our asses designed that way? An accident of nature? Maybe not.

The writers of Star Trek the Next Generation were being prophetic in their visions of the Borg ship when they portrayed it as a giant cube. The inspiration of the Lightbringer; Lucifer, is manifest in their attempts to show humanity the connection between the amorality of collectivism and the New Jerusalem...

The funny thing is that the Luciferians don't know how "bad" it really is. The Borg/New Jerusalem drones don't just "assimilate" you into the collective, they fuck you into it. Nanoprobes aren't just tiny robots, they're semen - the DNA/manna/water of life of God. Ya gotta be fucked into heaven, and that's what Joel's Army is all about. The recruiting office opens at 11.

NOTES

  • The Borg is a collective, much like a bee hive. Every hive has it's Queen, as does every gay bar. The Queen is a King: a symbolic hermaphrodite. Venus (the Morning Star) and Penus. Jesus?
  • The promised Land is a "land flowing with milk and honey".
  • Precum is called "cock-honey" in lots of gay fiction, and in his latest story, AKA describes a teenage boy's cum as acting like "honey for the bees".
  • "O'Mellissokomos" calls himself "the bee keeper", and personally, if I had a dime for every time some queen has called me "Honey", I'd be very rich.
  • The great bee colony collapse is in the news this year.

Mar 29, 2007

An Appearance Like Horses

The appearance of them is as the appearance of horses; and as horsemen, so shall they run. --Joel 2:4

[they] ...saw the most beautiful but completely bestialized creatures of the male human species imaginable, differentiated from one another by variations in hair color and the pattern of their body hair, the actual size and shape of their muscles and genitals, some with larger pecs, some larger arms, some thicker cocks, or longer or bigger balls, but all the kind of variations you might see on a farm of prime thoroughbreds, different as individuals, but all of the same magnificent physical and sexual development. And as manageable as a stable of fine horses. --A Hot July. FanTCMan

Just some more interesting parallels between gay porn and ancient prophecy. I notice that I've been quoting FanTCMan rather a lot, and the reason is two-fold: I enjoy his writing and I think the holy spirit flows through it, but also because a complete archive of his stories can at last be found at O'Melissokomos: The Bee Keeper.

If you've been reading along, you know that the fallen angels in The Book of Enoch were also compared to horses, specifically: their genitals. The children of these angels and mortal women were called "Nephilim", AKA "giants". These half-breed children of mortal men and immortal angels were also called "mighty men"...

There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown. --Genesis6:4

The "mighty men which were of old, men of renown" are the heroes of ancient myth - Heracles being the 'classic' example. Joel says that the 'latter days' army of God "shall run like mighty men". Hmmm... mighty men, hung like horses, ancient gods, super heroes - somehow, it all seems connected.

Art by HS Musclboy (Matt)

Feb 25, 2007

The Dry Tree

One way to read the bible is to place yourself into the biblical narrative. Imagine yourself as Pharaoh, Moses, Jesus, The Prodigal Son, whoever. Play their parts over in your mind, and imagine yourself in that role. That's the power of storytelling - seeing ourselves as the actors - both the heros and the villains.

The trouble with the bible for gay men is that at first glance, it seems to be a "homo-free" zone. No gay guys, no gay sex. Yawn. Except for all the shit we've been told about - God hates fags, etc. Well, does he really? Are there really no gay men in the bible?

Faris Malik has written an academic paper that refutes that. "Born Eunuchs" - Homosexual Identity in the Ancient World makes the claim that "born eunuch" is the ancient term for "homosexual". If he's right (and I think he is) then it gives us a powerful new way to see ourselves written into the biblical narrative. Every time we read "eunuch" in the bible, We can substitute "gay man".

We Are Everywhere

We are EVERYWHERE in the bible! Who was it who threw Jezebel out on her ass (2 Kings 9:32)? Who was the prophet Daniel (Daniel 1)? Who was the first guy baptized in the Book of Acts (Acts 8:26-40)? Yup - all eunuchs! It's like "eunuch" is the secret code word that got by all the homophobic biblical translators over all these hundreds of years. Isn't that sort of... amazing? Fuck yea!

Eunuchs (gay men) found a valuable niche for themselves in the ancient world by becoming guardians and protectors of the royal household - wives, daughters, the harem. The king couldn't trust a straight guy to guard his female "property", hell, a straight guy would try to fuck them! If his seed "found purchase" in the royal "soil", it might lead to all sorts of spurious claims of inheritance on the king and his wealth. A wise king would create a situation where that sort of danger was kept to a minimum, so that was where eunuchs came in - servants trustworthy simply by their nature.

Eunuchs are employed even today for the exact same reasons. Gay men are the "guardians" of the wives of wealthy and powerful men. Legions of hairdressers, designers and decorators all cater to the vanity of wealthy women. Powerful men have no qualms about leaving their valuable "trophy wives" in the care of gay men. They know we are trustworthy, simply by our nature. "Queer Eye For the Straight Guy" is just another example of gay men in the service of straight men.

In "American Gigolo" (1980, Richard Gere, Lauren Hutton), Julian Kaye (Gere) is a male escort to wealthy and sophisticated women - including Michelle Straton (Hutton) - the unhappy wife of a local politician. There is a scene where Julian and Michelle are caught out on a "date" in public, by a matronly gossip who knows Michelle socially. She was suspicious of Michelle being found in the "unguarded" company of such an obviously handsome and virile young man. Julian immediately puts on an outrageous gay act, pretending to be Michelle's gay interior designer. The ruse worked perfectly... the snoop was completely disarmed. She well understood that a gay man poses no threat.

The ancient "guardian" programming runs deep. Some homoerotic fiction posits a gay man witnessing the rape of a virtuous woman and then becoming the vehicle of justice - turning the tables on a rapist as only another man really can.

The Promise

It makes me wonder. It's only obvious that men are the rapists of this world. Men care only about building their portfolios, their "empires" - to hell with anything and anyone that stands in their way. The whole natural world is a battered witness to that. For a long time gay men have served these rapists, yet have never been included in the spoils - because inclusion means inheritance, and gay men are a dry tree. Are we truly left out in the cold, or does God have a place... even for us? Maybe even especially for us?

...And let not any eunuch complain, "I am only a dry tree." For this is what the LORD says: "To the eunuchs who keep my Sabbaths, who choose what pleases me and hold fast to my covenant - to them I will give within my temple and its walls a memorial and a name better than sons and daughters; I will give them an everlasting name that will not be cut off. -- Isaiah 56: 3-5

I wonder, what is better than a son or daughter of God?

Oct 27, 2006

Brothers In Arms

I've been mulling over how similar Star Trek's Borg are to AKA's Transformed, and how they may be related to "Joel's army". Wha...?

The Borg

I watched Star Trek: First Contact from Blockbuster last night. It showcases the Borg in all their evil glory. The Borg are Star Trek's ultimate villain - an implacable, intelligent and nearly unstoppable force. They're assured of their own righteousness - and only wish to spread the gift of Borg assimilation to the whole galaxy.

Last year I had a hunch and I googled for "borg cube heaven" and I found The Borg of Heaven. It details how the immense Borg cube is modeled after the description of heaven given to John:

And he that talked with me had a golden reed to measure the city, and the gates thereof, and the wall thereof. And the city lieth foursquare, and the length is as large as the breadth: and he measured the city with the reed, twelve thousand furlongs. The length and the breadth and the height of it are equal. --Rev. 21:15-16

The author reveals plenty of other uncanny similarities between the Borg and the heavenly host. I'm thinking - maybe not a coincidence? A little more googling and I found out that Gene Roddenberry, the creator of Star Trek and the Borg, was into the occult. He circulated within the same California sci-fi/military industrial complex stream as L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Hollywood's weirdest religion.

For whatever reason, Gene has cast the Kingdom of God as the invading Borg.

The Bible

Jehovah and his "Chosen People" of the bible - the Israelites - are a ruthless, invading horde. After coming out of Egypt, they invade Canaan and make the promised land their own. Maybe the Borg aren't so far off in their characterization - or maybe we don't know the backstory.

In the Book of Joel, there's a prophetic description of a future (latter days) army of the Lord:

They shall run like mighty men; they shall climb the wall like men of war; and they shall march every one on his ways, and they shall not break their ranks: Neither shall one thrust another; they shall walk every one in his path: and when they fall upon the sword, they shall not be wounded. --Joel 2:7-8

The Borg march like no other army. They walk side by side, "every one in his path", and they never "break their ranks". They have an invincible force field that constantly learns and adopts from every weapon sent against them. Though weapons fall upon them, "they shall not be wounded".

The Transformed

Transform is a collection of erotic muscle growth stories that organically grew into a novel. The author, AKA (Also Known As), takes muscle growth erotic fiction "where no man has gone before". It took me a month of reading (and stroking) to work my way through the whole thing, but when I was finished, it was like a light went on.

AKA describes the results of a secret government project to create the ultimate soldier. The scientists create a serum that hypes up all the masculine sexual characteristics to a level approaching perfection. Anyone injected becomes immensely muscular and powerful, grows a huge dick and a libido in proportion. They also gain the ability to pass this power on to others. The power of Transform becomes stronger than the military's ability to control it. It's a long and involved story, but as I was reading, I realized how similar the Transformed are to the Borg!

  • Both are immensely strong, individually and more so, together.
  • Both have great abs.
  • Both are male. (At least as originally visualized by Roddenberry. Later incarnations show female Borg).
  • Both are practically invulnerable to weapons.
  • Both have alien "seed" swimming in their veins - the Borg call it nanoprobes, the Transformed men call it "Transform". It is the vehicle of their power.
  • Both seek to make other men into their image. They use their "seed" to infect other men, and when infected, they are "Assimilated", or "Transformed".
  • Both Borg and the Transformed feed off the new "recruits" - the Borg gain new technology, the Transformed gain new powers or heightened erotic potential.
  • Both do not kill. They only Assimilate or Transform, and kill only in self-defense.
  • Both have a zero recidivism rate. Once Transformed/Assimilated, you never look back.
  • Both are connected telepathically. They know each other's thoughts and can instantly call upon the collective knowledge (and eroticism) of the whole
  • Both are reviled by the "powers that be". The Borg are resisted by the Federation, the Transformed by the U.S. military.

What if these three mythic stories are all describing the same event, but from different points of view?

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